Sunday, May 3, 2009

Mohawked Men Steal, Kill Calf, Fail To Use Every Part

Strangeness from Palmyra, NY, the birthplace of Mormonism. Breaking into a farmer's barn, stealing a calf, hacking off a couple of steaks to cook in a campfire, and leaving a carcass. I have a few questions.

Why kill a calf? Throw it back for when it's bigger.
Why the hairdos? Are they really high school wrestlers?
Why the unnecessary reference to the Mormons? Just because they're prissy weirdos from Palmyra.

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