Drunk In The Saddle Again

As I have noted before, DWI should really involve driving a vehicle. If you're not driving a vehicle, it really shouldn't be DWI. That said, I was impressed by the seeming reasonableness of the charge leveled against this hammered horseman.

Brian Drone of Arvada was ticketed for riding an animal while under the influence, a Class B traffic violation resulting in a $25 fine.

Yes! Call it what it is.