If you know what's good for you, skip this post. It's horrible.
Sometimes these posts don't quite pack the full punch of the WTF? More of an OMG. Or a Yuk Yuk. This, however, is not one of those posts. This headline just kicked me in the head with a fully existential roundhouse wallop sending me reeling backward mumbling, "WTF? No, Seriously. WTF?"
Father, High on PCP, Eats Son's Eyeballs Out
So much horror in eight words.
Now, why would I want to turn around and be the bearer of bad news (to my imaginary readers) by further disseminating this story? I'll tell you. Because of the picture. When I clicked through to one of the articles, I was further startled by the little red monster staring back at me.
That's just wrong.